diff --git a/test.html b/test.html
new file mode 100644
index 00000000..05239c26
--- /dev/null
+++ b/test.html
@@ -0,0 +1,66 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<title>CoffeeScript Test Suite</title>
+<pre id="stdout"></pre>
+<script src="extras/coffee-script.js"></script>
+<script type="text/coffeescript">
+stdout  = document.getElementById 'stdout'
+start   = new Date
+success = total = done = failed = 0
+say = (msg, yay) ->
+  div = document.createElement 'div'
+  div.appendChild document.createTextNode msg
+  div.style.color = if yay then 'green' else 'red'
+  stdout.appendChild div
+  msg
+self.ok = (good, msg) ->
+  ++total
+  if good then ++success else throw Error say msg
+self.eq = (x, y, msg) -> ok x is y, msg ? x + ' !== ' + y
+self.deepEqual = (x, y, msg) -> eq JSON.stringify(x), JSON.stringify(y), msg
+self.throws = (fun, err, msg) ->
+  try fun(); throw new String 'No Error'
+  catch e then eq e, err
+CoffeeScript.run = (code, cb) ->
+  try Function(CoffeeScript.compile code, wrap: no)()
+  catch e then cb(); throw e
+  cb yes
+run = (name) ->
+  CoffeeScript.load "test/test_#{name}.coffee", (yay) ->
+    say "#{ if yay then '\u2714' else '\u3000' } #{name}", yay
+    ++failed unless yay
+    fin() if ++done is names.length
+fin = ->
+  yay = success is total and not failed
+  sec = (new Date - start) / 1e3
+  msg = "passed #{success} tests in #{ sec.toFixed 2 } seconds"
+  msg = "failed #{ total - success } tests and #{msg}" unless yay
+  say msg, yay
+run name for name in names = '''
+arguments
+assignment
+blocks
+break
+chaining
+classes
+comments
+compilation
+compound_assignment
+comprehensions
+existence
+expressions
+functions
+helpers
+heredocs
+if
+literals
+operations
+pattern_matching
+regexps
+returns
+splats
+string_interpolation
+switch
+try_catch
+while
+'''.split '\n'
+</script>
diff --git a/test/test_compilation.coffee b/test/test_compilation.coffee
index 9e1c4501..0bdf7986 100644
--- a/test/test_compilation.coffee
+++ b/test/test_compilation.coffee
@@ -1,19 +1,11 @@
 # Ensure that carriage returns don't break compilation on Windows.
-js = CoffeeScript.compile("one\r\ntwo", {wrap: off})
+eq CoffeeScript.compile('one\r\ntwo', wrap: off), 'one;\ntwo;'
 
-ok js is "one;\ntwo;"
+# `globals: on` removes `var`s
+eq CoffeeScript.compile('x = y', wrap: off, globals: on), 'x = y;'
 
-
-global.resultArray = []
-CoffeeScript.run("resultArray.push i for i of global", {wrap: off, globals: on, fileName: 'tests'})
-
-ok 'setInterval' in global.resultArray
-
-ok 'passed' is CoffeeScript.eval '"passed"', wrap: off, globals: on, fileName: 'tests'
+ok 'passed' is CoffeeScript.eval '"passed"', wrap: off, fileName: 'test'
 
 #750
-try
-  CoffeeScript.nodes 'f(->'
-  ok no
-catch e
-  eq e.message, 'unclosed CALL_START on line 1'
+try ok not CoffeeScript.nodes 'f(->'
+catch e then eq e.message, 'unclosed CALL_START on line 1'
diff --git a/test/test_existence.coffee b/test/test_existence.coffee
index d012361a..3b2b2c6a 100644
--- a/test/test_existence.coffee
+++ b/test/test_existence.coffee
@@ -60,7 +60,7 @@ eq value?.toString().toLowerCase(), undefined
 value = 10
 eq value?.toString().toLowerCase(), '10'
 
-eq process.exit.nothing?.property() or 101, 101
+eq 0.nothing?.property() or 101, 101
 
 counter = 0
 func = ->
diff --git a/test/test_functions.coffee b/test/test_functions.coffee
index 6d566615..e967965b 100644
--- a/test/test_functions.coffee
+++ b/test/test_functions.coffee
@@ -22,16 +22,16 @@ obj = {
   name: 'Fred'
 
   bound: ->
-    (=> ok(this.name is 'Fred'))()
+    (=> eq this, obj)()
 
   unbound: ->
-    (-> ok(!this.name?))()
+    (-> ok this isnt obj)()
 
   nested: ->
     (=>
       (=>
         (=>
-          ok this.name is 'Fred'
+          eq this, obj
         )()
       )()
     )()
