fuckitjs/fuckit.js

/*
    FuckItJS v2.0.0-alpha
    Copyright 2012, Matt Diamond

    Note: This is ALPHA software and may result in irreversible brain damage.
 */

//@TODO: give a shit

(function($){

  $.ajaxSetup({ cache: true });

  var _FuckIt = window.FuckIt;

  var FuckIt = function(script){
    window.fuckingDeferred = $.Deferred();
    $.ajax({
      url: script,
      dataType: "text"
    }).then(function(result){
      window.fuckedScript = result;
      eval(window.fuckedScript);
      window.fuckingDeferred.resolve();
    }, function(){
      throw new Error("Could not load script: "+script);
    });
    return window.fuckingDeferred.promise();
  }

  window.onerror = function(error, url, line){
    if (!window.fuckedScript) return;
    var parsed = window.fuckedScript.split("\n");
    parsed.splice(line - 1, 1);
    window.fuckedScript = parsed.join("\n");
    $.getScript("fuckit.js", function(){
      eval(window.fuckedScript);
      window.fuckingDeferred.resolve();
    });
    return true;
  }

  //this will not actually do anything remotely useful
  FuckIt.noConflict = function(){
    window.FuckIt = _FuckIt;
    return FuckIt;
  }

  FuckIt.moreConflict = function(){
    for (var prop in window){
      if (prop === "location"){
        //you're not getting away that easy.
        continue;
      }
      window[prop] = FuckIt;
    }
  }

  window.FuckIt = FuckIt;

})(jQuery);