Ok, now I'm getting some angst in my commit messages like my
predecessors had. I understand now. It's a terrible burden. Why must
the calendar progress? Why must numbers increment? The world is
forever turning.
The future is here.
It is 2014.
We need onload to be able to get a client-IP based
tracking validation hash, but it doesn't actually need
to do any database work to make those hashes. It also
fails a huge number of times per day. This moves the hash
calculation out to an external app with no db dependencies.
