Whisper sweet nothings to the goldmembers.

r2/example.ini

@@ -560,3 +560,4 @@ comment_tree_version_weights = 1:1, 2:0
 # markdown message blurbs for the front page sidebar gold ad.
 # use **strong** markup for a larger font, and "  \n" (<br>) to separate lines.
 goldvertisement_blurbs = "Make reddit better. Try %(reddit_gold)." "This year, give the gift of %(reddit_gold)s.|(and you should probably also give some other, better gifts)"
+goldvertisement_has_gold_blurbs = "**&ldquo;Exquisite!&rdquo;**  \nGrab a drink and join us in [the lounge](/r/lounge)."

r2/r2/lib/app_globals.py

@@ -223,6 +223,7 @@ class Globals(object):
         ],
         ConfigValue.messages: [
             'goldvertisement_blurbs',
+            'goldvertisement_has_gold_blurbs',
         ],
     }
 

r2/r2/lib/pages/pages.py

@@ -3712,6 +3712,9 @@ class GoldInfoPage(BoringPage):
 class Goldvertisement(Templated):
     def __init__(self):
         Templated.__init__(self)
-        blurbs = g.live_config["goldvertisement_blurbs"]
+        if not c.user.gold:
+            blurbs = g.live_config["goldvertisement_blurbs"]
+        else:
+            blurbs = g.live_config["goldvertisement_has_gold_blurbs"]
         self.blurb = random.choice(blurbs)